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IRTY-thay

Here I am ... litterally THIRTY. I'm really looking forward to it. One of my unbirthday goals is to do this ... blogging ....among other things ... more often. To talk more often about what I'm doing and where I'm going. For realz.

We had sushi today. At one of the best Sushi For Me places. The spicy kind. With my Saki and beers.

Saturday was the actual party. It was fantastic. So many people that I love. (we love) were here. The family. Our family that we've made. Some of them were missing, but I know were here in thoughts and love. To share. To celebrate. To relax. To DRINK! Maybe I did most of the drinking...but I figure it's my party and I'll drink if I want tooo! Drink if I want toooo!! (I even work up with that in my head on Friday 2am before work on Friday which was a whole day before my party). But I didn't make a comPLETE drunken a$$ out of myself. Unless you live and breathe with me all day every day...in which case ... THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME.

And thannk you for the party. Thank you for getting them all together like you do every year. Next year we will do it together. And it will be the best. Because what other kind of birthdays are there after thirty?

It's all down hill from here right??

I sure hope not. I'm not thinking so ... it's all about ME from here on out. Me and You and Home and Family and LOVE.

It's gonna be RAD! ; )

This is MYYYYY Island

I've been having problems remembering who is on my island lately. You know the Island? The one where you get to be stranded with your five favorite star? Anyhow ... I blame my getting old as my reason why I can not remember who all my five are. Not to mention that most of the time I think of my island is when I've been drinking and talking about what hot stars I plan on marrying when I grow up. This past Friday my friend E and I were out. At a bar. On a Friday night. We of course got on the subject of my island and all my hot stars. Now...I've been working on my island for MONTHS. I finally got it populated. Texted the masses. Stoked at how awesome my island is. At this moment at the bar, I realized that I FORGOT one of my Mr. Tall Lattes!! Which is insane because we (I mean me) talk about it at least once whenever she and I get together.

It finally came back to me at 430am on Saturday. I don't know HOW I managed to forget him in the first place! He was the first person ON my island. I came to the conclusion that I have to get this down before I forget again! Best spot is here. So here it is. In no particular order. My island. Where we don't make enough coconut fabric for shirts. And any of these guys can be first in line to have my babies.

1. Jason Statham - He is completely HHHHOTTT. And the accent? Only a plus. His movies and acting are not Oscar caliber, but he tends to take his shirt off at some point during each movie. Have I mentioned that he's H O T??!!?? Check out Transporter, Transporter 3, Crank, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, and Deathrace. Do not complain to me about losing any hours of your time. If you have to rewind the DVD and pause it to give these hours meaning again....do it.

Don't expect much as far as acting chops .... seriously. But he takes his shirt off a lot!!



2. Vin Diesel - One of the OG hot guys I've been crushing on for YEARS! I think I wanted to marry him before I met Jason Statham. That time at that bar? Didn't I tell you?? Some of my favorites include: Fast and Furious. The Fast and The Furious. XXX. He does actually have some acting chops. A Man Apart was really good. He's more than just a pretty face. I still enjoy him with his shirt off!

3. Ryan Reynolds - He is the hottest smart ass I've never met. I loved him in Van Wilder. I loved him in Blade 3 more where he spends plenty of time flexing his smart-ass muscles. And the rest of his muscles.

4. Hugh Jackman - All I can say about him right now is Wolverine. Go see it. He's in some other stuff too, but I seriously can't think of one. (shorty latte's sister here. see Australia.)

5. Nathan Fillion - Who you may ask? There was this show called "Firefly" that was awesome. It was sadly cancelled after its first season. They did do a movie and that was great too. This guy is a very charming, handsome, smart ass. He's back on TV in this show "Castle". If you aren't watching it ... please do. I'd seriously CRY if it was cancelled.

He is the only one I found an actual ass shot of. It was in one of the episodes of Firefly. He got robbed of all his clothes and had to wander around nekked for the entire hour. It was awesome.

If you ever get a drunk text from me asking "Who was number FIVE?!!?" ... you can calmly refer me to this post.